"Mommy, I am getting you a lot of new pets for your birthday. We are going to do it in steps, and today, we are going to get the food and toys. So do you want to get rabbit food, bearded dragon food, or bird food?"
"Uh, none thank you, I think the kittens we got two weeks ago are quite enough for now."
"Mommy, I gave you your choices and if you keep saying none, that means we are going to get even more pets. It's time to go to Petco, which did you choose; a rabbit, bearded dragon, or a bird?"
"I am not going to Petco and we are not getting any more pets today."
"Mommy, if you don't do as I say, there will be a consequence and I don't think you will like it...no birthday party for you. Do you understand that means no cake?"
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You're like, "Uh, I think the bearded dragon would eat it all, anyway." :)
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