Thursday, December 22, 2011

The Reason for the Season, Deconstructed

"Mom, Hanukkah is better than Christmas."

"Why is that?"

"Because if you celebrate Hanukkah you get presents for eight days."

"Yes, but you usually get more than one gift also, you just get them all in one day."

"Okay, but I'm celebrating both."

One week later:

"Mom, Hanukkah is better than Christmas."

"Why is that?"

"Because Hanukkah is about freedom, and Christmas is just about Jesus' birthday, don't you think freedom is more important than a person's birthday?"

"Generally, yes I do. Some people also believe Jesus was the greatest teacher that ever lived."

"Yeah, the greatest teacher who ever far."

"By the way, Mom, what does Santa Claus have to do with Jesus' birthday anyway?"

"Frankly, I haven't a clue."

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Tis the Season, for Letters!

Santa has his work cut out for him this year.

Dear santa,

I'd Like: a tv, a radio, a gas stacin, a real car. $10000000000000000000.55, a horse, a cow, a chicken, a rooster, birds, a lab 2000 feet under ground and a elavator to go there. now faint! a radio stacion, a code bar, everybody that isn't felling good to fell better, the pepole that are in pain to fell better.



Dear rudolph,

wich story is true? the movie? the origonal? the song? the other storys? a whole other story? Did you pull Santas slay? What is your xmas list? Is your nose actully red? the storys about you are good. merry flight.