"Mommy? But how did I get OUT of your tummy?"
This just gets better and better. I wonder if there is some toddler reality show in production about how to mess with uptight parents, so I try to take it in stride and nonchalantly reply, "Through the birth canal".
Internally, I am screaming "I don't want to deal with this right now, I'm not ready!"
Yeah, whatev, apparently, he is ready, so pull it together Momma.